March 2011
75 posts
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since...
I have a big, black clock.
sofeeuhsofia:
Reblog if you misread that.
oh god.
what I hate about being a girl :
letmetasteyourbeatingheart:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore tits
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
Shaving all the time.
dudewtfwtf. I can’t get on my youtube anymore because i forgot the email i put it on and i sent a new password thingy and BLAH. So now I’m just gonna put my veedeos on here. ;)
ps, I love Emma.
Dear spring break,
Thank you for allowing me to have some off time from the hellish misfortune also known as school.
Thank you for letting me sleep many, many hours in my warm, cozy bed.
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to go to shogun, because I’ve never been and it was a jolly good time.
Thank you for the hours I spent prank calling people, asking for my daddy.
Thank you for...